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Hourly Rate

A repair man came to fix something recently…

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Pumpkin Etiquette

Two triangular eyes, a triangular nose, and a jagged smile with missing teeth will forever represent the pinnacle of jack-o’-lantern design for obvious reasons...

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Barefoot Dan

Ina Garten has been on an extensive press tour promoting her new memoir...

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On Labor

If work is defined as the things not easily done, then labor is that which requires such an immense lift that only a federal holiday could temper its burden...

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Ask Adam

Dear Adam, My girlfriend has been pretty distant the the past few months since she found out I cheated on her...

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Summer Loving

Melanie’s dark brown hair cascaded through the wind as she turned and locked eyes with Roberto…

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