If Carrie Bradshaw Lived in Madison, WI
Madison, Wisconsin. The locals call it Madtown. I call it Sadtown.
Day in the Life of a 2024 Republican Presidential Candidate
6:00 AM: Wake up in Best Western outside Cedar Rapids
Similes I Would Like to Use in Some Context
1. “He could tell he was appreciated but not exactly wanted, like Christmas lights the week before New Year’s.”
Postcard from Park N’ Go
Dear Bolt, My owners just dropped me off near O’Hare for a whole week…
Opposite of Irish Exit
The sun peeked over the horizon as Kevin McCarthy took a sip of coffee in his D.C. rental…
Pizza Face
My ideal skincare routine would consist of two extremely intensive appointments per year…
What I Love About Maine
The land is beautiful, the air is clean, the people are real, and no matter how bad things get, we weather the storm.
How I Would Choose a House Speaker
Step 1: Immediately eliminate anyone who isn’t a mother…
Gently Used
On Wednesday I went to the university book sale, made possible by book donations from the community…
Motivational Reminder
If a square is a rectangle and a whale is a mammal and a tomato is a fruit and a pine cone is a state flower…
Sample Job Interview Questions
1. Tell me about a time when you experienced conflict and all the things the other person could have done to resolve it…
10 Superpowers I Wish I Had
Knowing who finds me attractive and how to exploit that for personal gain…
Friday Night Lights
Elizabeth had never much cared for football, let alone troubled herself to learn the rules…