House Description
his adorable yet charming two bedroom, one bath bungalow is just a stone’s throw away from all Springvale has to offer…
Letter From the 14th of July to the 4th of July
Dear 4th, I hope you’re recovering well from the flurry of activity last week!
Easy Living
Let’s have lemonade that isn’t too sweet, with those bits of pulp floating around it, in large glasses with straws and tiny umbrellas on them…
Soon-to-Be Out of Office
Hi team, As you know, my wife and I are headed to Aruba tomorrow to try and rekindle that ol’ dwindling flame so just thought I’d give you some updates for when I’m out…
Statement to My Fans After Doing Something Abhorrent
First of all, I would like to apologize for any hurt I may have cause to anyone who may have felt hurt…
Things I’d Be Willing to Have a Town Hall About
It has come to my attention that a former president and future candidate recently decided to be interviewed on television via a town hall in which he pontificated irresponsibly…
The First Thursday in May
Wisconsin is like New York in that there are only three perfect days per year…
Closing Time
The higher ups recently decided to shutter the university athletic complex I infrequently visited for the past year…
Summer Comes in a Day
All it takes is one seventy degree day to bring me back to the beach…