Welcome Back Meeting

All Staff Meeting Briefing

Prepared for: Brian, CEO, Anywhere Inc.

September 15, 2026 at 2pm

Conference Room: “Grand Central”

Talking Points:

  • WELCOME EVERYONE BACK FROM SUMMER

    1. New Hires

      • Brenda (HR)

      • Tim (Finance)

      • Carl (Exec. Team)

    1. Big thanks to Operations Team for mitigating HVAC disruptions in July

  • CELEBRATE 2026 WINS

    • Exceeded growth targets by over 15%

    • Staffing is finally near-full capacity

    • Stakeholders across areas report greater engagement

  • CAUTION AGAINST OPTIMISM

    • Remind folks that AI is both a huge opportunity and grave threat

    • Reassure that only those jobs potentially easily replaced by AI will be examined to be replaced by AI

    • We are dedicated to doing THE WORK every day

  • PREVIEW NEW POLICIES

    • No more free coffee

    • Performance reviews will no longer require manager involvement and will be completely based on email, webcam, and cell phone activity

    • We’re in this together!!

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