New York’s Hottest Club

This place has everything:

• Copious amount of happy, well-paid staff

• Hooks under the bar

• Happy hour until 7pm

• Fries with 3 sauces

• Dim, warm lighting

• On a side street but near a major subway station

• A cheeky yet elegant name

• A cheeky yet elegant wife after whom the restaurant is named

• A one-sided one-sheet food menu

• A leather-bound cocktail menu

• Low music

• An environment in which cell phone use is not only gauche but universally condemned

• A table available