Cape Codamagansett Tennis Club Bulletin

Dear Cape Codamagansetters,

As we approach August 1, the high season at our Club, we wanted to send this note to reinforce some of our shared practices and values as a community.

First, a reminder that nannies are not to exceed three drinks in one sitting nor leave the designated “Nanny Lounge.”

Second, please abide by the Tasteful Gay Friend Guideline. Upon multiple further investigations, we have discovered gay male guests who appear straight-acting or otherwise not stylish, and while we support all expressions of gender and sexuality from Members, we do insist upon guests upholding a certain regard for elegance.

Finally, please be advised that we will no longer be selling branded bathing suits for miniature dogs. They introduced a misguided assumption that said dogs are welcome in our saltwater pools, which are strictly human-only.

We look forward to welcoming you all soon!

Happy Summer,

The Cape Codamagansett Tennis Club Team