Notes

What do you do with your other hand while you’re at the water fountain?

A Cheerio on the floor is a recipe for disaster.

Taking your shoes and socks off on the subway feels like having a beer in the shower.

Let the weight of the knife do the cutting for you.

I feel like Bath Fitter is definitely a metaphor.

What would my performance piece at the Short Hills Mall look like?

A magazine is paper in drag.

A poem is an essay in drag.

Wisdom is not inhaling as you open the office fridge.